Day 59: Write the copy for a cereal box so that someone would actually want to buy this exciting new flavour

Before anybody asks, I have no idea where this came from. Please don’t judge me.

Hi! We here at Kollegg’s know that nobody actually reads the cereal box because they’re interested in what’s in it. They read it because they forgot their book at the breakfast table. They read it because they’ve realised that their bowl of Wheatyfix and Cornshards is actually taking longer to eat than the 30 seconds they allowed for it. Oh dear.

But we here at Kollegg’s have the answer. We tailor to fit the individual buying our cereal. Our Question Marx, which you have so cleverly picked up, have small snippets of the Communist Manifesto printed on them. A different one on every box! Perfect breakfast readings. Don’t stop buying until you’ve got the whole set!

“Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

Workingmen of all countries unite!”

Enjoy your breakfast.

The Idiot in Tin Foil

 

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